Bob Long

Putting this Alias up for grabs. Internally it is as close to brand new as you can get - brand new solenoid, brand new poppit, cup seal, and spring, and just received a full rebuild from Jordan at 5StarPBTech. It also has a Tadao Infamous board (non 10bps unfortunately), Bob Long C class trigger, and a CCM low profile macro fitting to keep the setup nice and compact. Can bring it with my to World Cup or can ship after I get back. 

Cosmetically it is in pretty good shape, has some idiot marks on the lpr and the adjustable ram cap shows wear also. 

Intimidator

Alias Intimidator

Alias Intimidator SOLD

Sandana

Letting go of my brand new joggers for retail - $210 shipped all in. 

Only selling because I ordered XL but received L. Long story short they didn’t fit and I didn’t notice until it was too late and they are out of stock now, so no replacements. They have plenty of room in the waist but I can’t bend my knees in them with pads on. 

Would trade for an OG green FS pair in size large ;) 

Sandana “Tombstone” FS Denim Joggers 

Sold and I don’t know how to mark it as sold :(

Size XL LTZ jersey. In great shape with a couple minor pilling spots here and there. Runs a little small, fots more like an L if you care about that 

Will look at trades with cash on your end 

LTZ Jersey SOLD

Planet Eclipse

Super good shape with some minor wear on the driver side. Has rare 16” Shaft4 Pro tip. Accidentally reset the shot counter but it had been reset once before I bought it anyways. Been my main xball shooter since 2018, sad to see it go :( add a matching .688 UL back and front for $80 more. Comes with a parts kit not pictured. 

PE LV1 $400 OBO 

“Old Painless” - my absolute holy grail build. My piéce de rèsistance. This was given to me as just a body, ram sleeve, and half of the frame by a close friend of mine, and I felt compelled to rebuild it back to its former glory. The Oakland Assassins are one of my favorite teams so I wanted to build this up with the best parts possible to pay homage to them, as well as get my friends gun back on the field and ripping faces like it used to. This has everything you want in a Timmy, including:

- Shocktech bolt
- Lurker Eigenram
- Sci Fi board
- Inception EZ Asa
- AKA Sidewinder
- Hybrid LPR
- Bob Long C class roller bearing trigger

Not necessarily period correct with all the parts I put on there, but definitely the best. This was an absolute pleasure to build and is one of those guns that I will never, ever sell. (I rarely sell anything anyways lol). Will probably be the last Timmy I build, and I’m ok with that. 

IN BOB WE TRUST

Ripper 2.5 Intimidator

Bob Long Ripper 2.5 - Oakland Assassins Inspired 

Another beast of a build, a true BLAST ;) from the past! This is a true GZ body with the GZ milled into the outside of the breach. It’s missing the stock frame, but this 2k2 frame matches perfectly. Inside it’s got some pretty rare parts, starting with the Shocktech bolt, Kapp Thumper ram, and to top it all off it has a WAS Equalizer 2.7 board. Definitely by no means 10.5 bps compliant. In my opinion THE absolute pinnacle of early 2000’s technology and arguably still a contender today. 

In Bob we trust 

GZ Intimidator

2k2’d GZ Ground Zero Intimidator

Empire

My first ever Intimidator! This thing has been heavily modified over the years. Besides the critical trigger, it also is sporting a hand milled ram, and a trimmed poppet spring. This lets me bring down the LPR pressure to right around 50-55 psi and it still has no problem shooting 290’s at a million bps. Absolutely one of the smoothest shooters I own, shoots just as good as my LV1. I’ve never done an efficiency test with it but I bet with the right variables this could get nearly a case of paint off my 77. It is a little naked without grips but looks quite handsome with the Empire barrel from
my Vanquish. I should post that one next…

In Bob we trust 

Empire Intimidator

2k5 Empire Intimidator 

Beautiful early 2005 Alias Intimidator. This is the most stock Timmy I own, all stock internals including the rammer, bolt, and frenzy board. It does have an Evil front block which is kind of meh, but it works so no need to change it. It has an absolutely beautiful gloss silver to black fade, companies today don’t anno stock guns like they used to.In Bob we trust

Bob Long Alias Intimidator

IN BOB WE TRUST

Not for sale. 

Got this sweet Timmy in from a friend of mine in Alaska. Working on rebuilding it now but could t wait to post pictures. A staple for any collector, especially one in the PNW. 

This one has definitely seen some use and unfortunately a previous owner glued the grip panel to the clamshell which sucks. Has a matching Custom Products barrel, Empire trigger guard, CCM reg fitting, Custom Products bumperless ram cap, Shocktech bolt, and an Infamous board inside. She rips

X-S-V is the cheesiest team out there! (Iykyk) 

Naughty Dogs Intimidator

Naughty Dawgs Intimidator 

IN BOB WE TRUST

Just finished building this 2k2 GZ Timmy from spare parts! This has been a lot of fun to put together and is the first timmy I’ve really built. I’ve got another in my collection and hopefully another one on the way to me right now, I’ll post those later. 

This is a true GZ body due to the engraving on top of the beeech. These were sold later as “Z” cut bodies, but those had a Bob Long badge instead of the GZ.

This one is mostly stock, it does have a Shocktech SupaFly bolt with a matching pin which gives it extra street cred. The Dye sticky grips are fitting with the Rasta anno as well. I was going to put a WAS board in but whatever the hell kind of dipswitch board I have seems to cap at 10.1 bps so I might keep it like that. WAS boards were meant to shoot so much faster than that 😭. Once i get this tuned and shooting i plan on lightening the rammer and cutting the poppet spring down a couple notches. I’ve done this on my other timmy I have and it shoots perfect 290’s at about 50-55 psi instead of the normal 70 that intimidators shoot. It helps living in the Pacific Northwest and being friends with former Naughty Dawgs players who still remember all the tricks from back in the day ;) 

If anybody has a Techna trigger they want to hook me up with id love to put it in this bad boy! Won’t be for sale, this is a permanent addition to my collection. 

Rsta GZ Ground Zero Intimidator 

I have too many headbands to post each one individually so I’m just making one post lmao. These are all OG HK/pbFASHION bands from back in the day. The bottom headband in my first pic is an original first run first generation HKArmy headband due to the way the vinyl has faded/peeled off. From my hours of geeking out and researching these damn things, the newer headbands didn’t deteriorate like that. Another cool thing to note is the size of the HK inside the skull. The very original HK logo had a larger HK inside the skull compared to the newer version you see all over today. 

You can say I’m full of shit but this thing is also signed by his magesty Ollie Lang. I paid $5 for this headband thinking it was just a cool old HK band, and when it got to me I noticed some gray ink near the vinyl. When I took a look at it under better lighting I lost my mind. I can’t prove that this was actually Oliver’s back in the day, but it would be damn cool if it was. Regardless it belonged to an OG which is pretty cool. 

HK ARMY Headgear Collection - Ollie Lang signed headband 

A Hostile Kids practice jersey from the SC Village days. According to Kenny Rosenberg this wasn’t sold to the public back in the day, and would have just been worn for practices at SC Village. However you can see Hostile Kids wearing a similar longsleeve when they played at World Cup back in 2004. 

I’m not sure what the significance of the Boy George logo is on the back, it may not have had any at all. Some things may just be lost to time at this point.

 I bought this from the original owner who won it in a raffle on PBnation back in the day, it also came with some stickers and a headband but he didn’t have those when I purchased this from him. 

HK ARMY Team Practice Jersey 2004-05

The absolute holy grail of my collection. THE most badass decal/logo/jersey ever thought up. Doesn’t get much more agg than wearing the Hostile Kids shield on your chest and the HK ATTACK CHOPPER on your back. This features the HK grenade on the right sleeve, and the HK Heart on the left, because the HK Army is all about wearing your heart on your sleeve and blowing shit up at the field with your friends. Pressed my name onto the shoulder which may have reduced the value, but this is never ever leaving my hands anyway so I don’t care. The amount of love I have for this simple piece of fabric and vinyl is unreal. 

Not your grandma’s embroidery. 

HHH

HK ARMY Attack Chopper Longsleeve 

Jason Pineda’s personal Hollywood HK jersey from 2008. I confirmed with Diesel Photography that these weren’t sold to the public so this is the only one with Jason’s name out there. The extra pics on my post were taken by Diesel as well, go check out his instagram! He does quality work. 

HOLLYWOOD HK 2008 Team Jersey - Jason Pineda 

Another old school streetball tank top. This one has definitely seen better days, the vinyls are all baked and cracking and peeling up. Never to be washed or worn again to preserve what’s left of them

HK ARMY Streetball Tank #2

Old school streetball tank. One of my favorite paintball styles is rocking this over a longsleeve

HK ARMY Streetball Tank #1

HK Jimbo’s old shirt. I don’t know him but I bet he was cool. This features the skull and swords on the front, as well as the LIFT logo and Jimbo’s name. The back has another well-placed skull and swords which just makes this pop that much more when you wear it. It’s another piece that is a dress on me - it’s nearly a longsleeve with how big it is lol. It must be 5-6xl. 

HK ARMY “Jimbo” Short Sleeve 

Iconic all over print HK shirt. These were cool when they were printed on cotton like this, I’m not a big fan of the dry fit material they’re printed on nowadays. This one has seen better days but is still a staple in my wardrobe. If anyone has an og 2xl one they want to sell shoot me a message! 

HK ARMY All Over T 

A rad longsleeve that is plain besides the shield on the back. Unlike my other HK pieces this one looks like it’s screenprinted on. I don’t know if this is authentic or not but regardless it is a very sick longsleeve 

HK ARMY Hostile Kids Shield Longsleeve

An og piece from the early 2000’s. This belonged to someone named Mikey according to the name pressed onto the shoulder. This has to be at least 6xl - I normally wear 3xl longsleeves for paintball and this goes down to my knees lol

HK ARMY Skull and Swords Longsleeve 

Joggers before it was cool. Renegade/Smart Parts made these pants back in the day and did some HK ones which are super rad. Don’t see them too often but I’ve seen another pair posted up here already lol. The guy I bought these from said they were Mark Kressin’s personal pair, but he’s super tall and these are on the smaller side so I doubt that. They are signed by him though which is pretty neat 

HHH


HK Army Smart Parts Chigos Pants 

Super cool agg sauce longsleeve. I believe these were sold on PBnation back in the day as well as the website on the shirt, but I don’t know what ever happened to them. Simple vinyls and longsleeve shirts are where it’s at. 

Agg Sauce Apparel Longsleeve 

Smart Parts

That’s Nasty! Super clean 2004 Nasty Shocker. This gat holds a little extra sentimental value for me because I know every person who’s owned this since it was brand new. While only one of them is still playing these days, they are all locals to me who where there when I was coming up back in the day. 

Externally it has a few upgrades such as the NDZ 15* vert asa, CP reg, NDZ Slick trigger, and a Smart Parts Q-Lock feedneck. Internally it has an AdvantagePB Speedy2 board, WITH the secret code (iykyk) and an NDZ Stinger bolt. Unfortunately most of the stock parts to it were lost when it changed hands back in the day, but it’s still an excellent shooter and is in immaculate condition for being fielded as a tournament gun for so many years. This is probably the fastest paintball gun I’ve ever shot; I’ve had it pushing 30+ with a V35 Halo. On semiauto, of course ;) 

SFT Shocker

Nasty Shocker SFT

2004 Nasty SFT Shocker 

Dynasty Paintball

2005 Dynasty Shocker. Need I say more? Well, yes. The story I was told when I bought this was that this was a team gun that belonged to Brian ‘BC’ Cole back in the day, who just so happens to be my favorite player of all time. I don’t have anything to prove that it was his but it’s what I tell people ;) This thing has battle scars like it’s taken souls and won tournaments. Internally it’s got a Hater board and an NDZ Stinger bolt. Unfortunately, it was milled for NXT eyes which I don’t dig too much, but they work. It has some pretty OG HK stickers on it, and I swapped the original reg and trigger for the classic CP reg, and an NDZ Slick trigger, but I still have all the original parts for it. And the old school DerDer barrel sleeve for that added street cred 

Dynasty Shocker SFT

2005 Dynasty SFT Shocker | BC’s old gun 

Found On IG

2004 WDP Angel Speed that’s been “HK’d”. This heater has a 2k2 WAS Equalizer Intimidator board powering it, Intimidator eyes, and some special HK modifications that make this one of the fastest shooters out there. It’ll hit 30bps in the right hands. Confirmed with Marky Kressin that this was a team gun from HK back in the day because of the mods it has done to it. Don’t know who it belonged to but there’s a video of Raney Stanczack shooting a black Angel just like this back in 2004 when he was playing with HK.It has some battle scars but it just adds to the story and the character of the gun. 

hknick

Nick Wayman